Our weiner dog killed a rat on Sunday. We are quite proud of her. I wrote a poem about it. Here it is:
Today our Maggie killed a rat
She bit his head, he bit her back
She clamped down her Dachshund jaws
And crushed his neck beneath her paws
She escaped with minor bites
He escaped his rat filled life
Now Maggie sits upon my lap
We close our eyes and take a nap.
Love that weiner dog girl!