Thursday, February 11, 2016

Almost Hit a Deer the Other Night

Hello Mr. Deer.

I almost hit you two nights ago.

You were a MONSTER of a deer too. Probably would have killed me and you. Thank goodness I have really good brakes on the new car that I JUST bought last week!


Then, last night, you were standing on the side of the road waiting for me to drive by so that you could run out in front of my car AGAIN!!

What ARE you trying to do, Kill Yourself??


That is all.

I Googled these pictures....Not actual
encounters by me.....YET!!

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