Original Song/Poem Thursday♥Week #5

Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of
 the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with
seed in it. They will be yours for food.
Genesis 1:29


Cellulite Butt Pumpkins

Come to my store
I have something to sell
Cellulite Butt Pumpkins
They don't even smell

I know they're not pretty
Light orange and not smooth
But Cellulite Butt Pumpkins
Can decorate too.

Put them on tables
And on your front step
Take them to work
And place on your desk.

Carve goofy faces
A cat or a ghoul
With wrinkles and pimples
It will make people drool.

So come buy some pumpkins
I'll sell them half price
Make pumpkin time special
With some Butt Cellulite!

 

by theresa arnold